Sunday, February 21, 2010
My Favorite Chuck Norris facts:-)
 Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
 It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
 When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
 We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
 Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
 Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
 The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Taco Bell. They made him one.
 Chunk Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
 When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
 What is going through the minds of Chuck Norris's victims just before they die?
Chuck Norris's shoes!