Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Sachin Tendulkar: He must be one of the Gods!

He just became the only man to walk this planet with a double century in a ODI.

I bow to thee!

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Atif Aslam. An unusual star.

Atif Aslam is a Pakistani pop/rock singer with an unusual voice that is perfect for live singing as well as playback. His unique ability to modulate the tone of his voice between and over the notes has earned him thousands of fans in such a short career span.

To get to a one-stop platform to enjoy this star, visit this fan page on Facebook!

My Favorite Chuck Norris facts:-)

[] Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

[] It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

[] When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

[] We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

[] Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

[] Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.

[] The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

[] Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Taco Bell. They made him one.

[] Chunk Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

[] When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

[] What is going through the minds of Chuck Norris's victims just before they die?
Chuck Norris's shoes!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentine's Day 2010

On this Valentine's Day, dedicated to all hopeless lovers out there, here is an English translation (my version) from a famous Bollywood song warning the youth to stay away from girls ;-) (the Hindi version follows this text)

[English translation]
I used to live like a lion, pals had me calling a king,
She now looks like a vamp, who once was my heart's bling!
Only when I was sentenced in my own house, did I realize,
There is now a hunter woman behind those pretty eyes!
They spare no one, no one, and thats the only truth...
Lord save me, what have I done to my youth:-)

When my heart was still up for grabs, I used to sing tunes,
I used to sail away like a prince on the sand dunes!
And now all I hear is curse words, no more tunes,
She came in my house, and beat my drum to ruins!
My own shadow laughs now I look like a broken tooth...
Lord save me, what have I done to my youth:-)

sher sa tanke tha jeeta, yaar mere mainnu kainde cheeta
o toh supankha lagdi hai, jo kadi lagdi si sita
apne ghar mein kaid hua toh ye samajh mein aaya re
main jise bulbul samjhaa tha, wo hai saiyaad ka saaya
ke jinda koi nai bach paaya
tauba mein pyaar karke, tauba mein pyaar karke pachtaya

dil da kamra jad si khali, roz gaonda reha kawali
ek haath se hi bajti thi kitne taal mein meri taali
ab gali sunti hai saari, shor aisa aaya hai
usne ghar wich aake mera, aisa band bajaaya
ki mujhpe hasta hai mera saaya
tauba mein pyaar karke, tauba mein pyaar karke pachtaya